Girls, This is For You: How To Give A Killer Blowjob

Girls, This is For You: How To Give A Killer Blowjob

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Have you ever had anyone tell you that the blowjob you gave them was horrible? Of Course not. Who the fuck would say that to your face, if they ever wanna get their dick sucked again?  If you haven't heard one or two bad blowjob stories, you will need this guide because you might be someone else's bad blowjob story. We decided to put together a few fool proof tips to make sure you never have someone laugh about your lack of skill again.

How to give a killer blowjob

For fuck's sake watch the teeth. 

This one is obvious, I hope, but I'm sure there's more than one person who forgets this from time to time. No one want's those rigid hunks of bone, dragging up and down their manhood. That just sucks.

How to give a killer blowjob

Don't leave the balls hanging. 

Again, an obvious fact. I'm not saying you gotta fit both of them in your mouth or anything, but a little hand to ball action goes a long way. Balls have feelings too.

How to give a killer blowjob

If you can't deepthroat, DON'T! 

We appreciate the effort, we really do. But no one wants to pull over halfway through a Hummer, to go wash today's pasta off his junk, believe me... Not everyone has the lack of gag reflex needed to pull off such a maneuver, but don't worry we will still eat you out if you don't fit the whole thing in there.

How to give a killer blowjob

Tongue play and suction are crucial. 

If you're just gonna bob your head up and down with your mouth open I might as well just stick my little soldier in your cooter cause you're just not making any effort. Nothing is better than having a blowjob start with a tongue running from the base all the way to the tip slowly. So get creative with it. Tongue movements and suction make every little ripple of the mouth feel amplified therefore providing more pleasure.

How to give a killer blowjob

Eye Contact. 

Nothing is sexier than a woman staring you dead in the eye while your boner is in her mouth. Just saying.

How to give a killer blowjob

Build up to the climax. 

Don't start off just pounding the thing down your throat, if a dude started cunnilingus by hammering your clit at lightning speed, you would put on your pants and get the fuck out of there. So don't do it to us. Start off slower and increase your speed as you go.

How to give a killer blowjob

Bonus Stoner Tip!! 

If your man is an everyday smoker, let him roll one up while his queen treats him to some of the finest fellatio. Nothing better than a blunt and some head.

How to give a killer blowjob

If you follow these few simple rules you can bet you will never be someone's shitty blowjob story.

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