Party

Party

Now that we've snuck under the radar of the censorship overlord of the hindernets, I'd like to inform you of the actual title of this post: 5 WAYS TO GRAB VALENTIMES DAY BY DEH BALLSZN I don't get the whole adding 'SZN' to things trend but I feel like I'm not relating to the young ones as much as I...
It’s a few days into the new year and I know some of you are already losing will power on your resolutions. You either set a bar too high or your goal is too vague to get any reward out of it. What does “be more open” mean? Do you mean open emotionally, or are we talking leg-wise? Either way, get...
This past weekend, my friends and I decided to throw a Halloween party. By '' this past weekend '', I mean we decided to have it a month ago and began tripping balls organizing everything last week. The theme was ''Korova Milk Bar'', that bar scene from Stanley Kubrick 's '' A Clockwork Orange ''...
I used to hate slutty Halloween costumes. I would glare at all the ladies who would dress up in their best clubwear and then add kitten whiskers. I believed that Halloween could only have room for goofy or terrifying costumes. There was no room for bellybutton rings in my Halloween utopia. It’s...
Birthday Boy has cooked us up a little somethin-somethin to get your booty bouncin'. He brings us his rendition of Beyonce's " Party", a groovy remix of Beyonce with a funky deep-house vibe. This track has the potential to set you on fire. Listening to it is like driving with the windows down in...
Usually frat guys seem to get organized for beer pong tournaments and keg-filled ragers. But there’s one other thing that they can all put their Jager-soaked minds together for: date rape. What an admirable demonstration of teamwork! The University of Wisconsin’s frat Tau Kappa Epsilon ’s “clever”...