canadians

canadians

I'd like to begin this rant by confirming that as a Montrealer, living in Quebec-Canada, there is absolutely no way that you can escape the wrath of the hockey season. A land where baby foreskin is severed using sharpened hockey sticks. Every bris comes with a complimentary Guy Lafleur. Mazel tov!...
Robin Williams once described the country of Canada as like "a really nice apartment over a meth lab." That's right, America—your whole country is a fucking meth lab according to the Bicentennial Man himself; a wasteland of Wal-Marts and woe. I'm an American by birth (ugh) but a Canadian by choice...
But in all honesty why are people year after year copping out and going to an all-inclusive. All-inclusives are fine and dandy if your looking for an excuse to wake up and have a pina colada for breakfast and pass out by 2 in the afternoon. If thats your cup of tea, so be it. The only problem I...